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almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

austere-fallen-angel:

squided:

are you fucking shitting me right now.

I never know what’s gonna be at the bottom like seriously there are about a hundred different versions of this and this is the one that makes me most upset

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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hitlersasshole:

 
batched:

tugamaggie:

dreamparticles:

doctorsaxon:

frecklesbajorek:

chekovs:

and then they have sex on the gold

and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold

and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold

and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold

and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold

… and THEN we go back to Spain.

batched:

tugamaggie:

dreamparticles:

doctorsaxon:

frecklesbajorek:

chekovs:

and then they have sex on the gold

and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold

and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold

and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold

and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold

… and THEN we go back to Spain.

plaid-wearing-hunter:

serbran:

goldenboydean:

alice-isnt-mad-we-are:

nivalvixen:

exhumana:

ADOPTED BLACK

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MIDDLE-AGED WOLF!

the vampire memoires

healer who

Watson

impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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comedycentral:

One of these #ComicConBands will boldly go where no man has gone before on tonight’s new @midnight!

My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.
Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)